I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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