Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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