like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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