Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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