who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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