forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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