Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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