Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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