I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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