Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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