idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Operation Purity has been aborted
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize
