her vagine was all disorganized.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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