Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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