Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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