We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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