Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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