all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Are my feet made of real feet?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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