Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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