Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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