and you said cock pushups were impossible
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
40s are totally the cure
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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