I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
COCAINE IS GR8
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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