Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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