At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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