We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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