Do vagina's smell?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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