ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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