I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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