so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
