What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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