Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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