Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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