dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
we should paint friendship bongs
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