whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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