im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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