if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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