Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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