i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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