I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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