We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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