i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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