i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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