i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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