Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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