well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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