And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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