Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
