Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My dick has a subreddit
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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