Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
