I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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