we need to drink 2009 down the drain
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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