Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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