we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
