It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so let's talk penis.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I checked into jail on foursquare
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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