I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
