so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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