and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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