Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Non-Jews are for practice
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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