his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We are two peas in an std pod
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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