and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Found your dick twin last night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's shark week go big or go home
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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